Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:

John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?

Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims there."

(The pakistani guy stirs in his seat)

John: "Are you going to Iran?"

Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!"

John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"

Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with muslims!"

(By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....)

John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"

Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with muslims!!"

Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says;

"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS THERE!!!"