Asalaam 3alaikom Warahmatoellahi ta3ala Wabarakatoehoe,

A very beautiful American woman was walking on the roof of a forty-storey building. She suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, a Sardarji on the thirtieth floor catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."


The Sardarji says : "Okay then, sleep with me."


She says: "You PIG!! NEVER!!"


So he says : "FINE!" and he drops her down.


She's falling and screaming... Suddenly a Hindu man catches her in the air from his balcony on the twentieth floor, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."


The guy says: "Shirimati, sleep with me."


She replies : "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"


So the man says: "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.


She's falling and thinking that it would have been better if she slept with one of those men and saved herself as now she was surely going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony on the tenth floor. She decides to play it safe and not risk being dropped again so she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"


The Muslim man replies : "Astaghfirullah!" and he drops her.

Jullie Zuster Fi Dien!!!